Thor joined the Ignite team after an impressive career in neighbourhood security patrols, treat quality control, and advanced squeaky toy destruction. Known for his high energy, questionable listening skills, and unwavering commitment to snack-related negotiations, Thor has quickly become one of the most popular members of staff.
His day-to-day responsibilities include:
- Greeting visitors with excessive enthusiasm
- Attending meetings from the comfiest chair available
- Conducting perimeter checks for squirrels
- Providing emotional support during difficult Monday mornings
Thor’s professional strengths include loyalty and enthusiasm. While his admin skills need work and he occasionally sleeps through important discussions, his team morale ratings remain unmatched.
Outside of work, Thor enjoys long walks, tennis balls, and pretending he hasn’t already been fed.
Employee of the Month:
April 2026